(via ookla) im a rooshoes ha ha super rooshoes...
cravves: (via unclemuscles)
3 hours and 30 days from this EXACT SECOND it will be my birthday bring out your checkbooks
aleinii 6: 17 pm:
i asked my phone if i could get a mom tomrorow and she said idk
oh MY GOD
THE OTHER WAY AROUND
cravves: waveforms-: cravves: disabled wifi just so my neighbors won’t use it hahahahah bitches Why don’t you set a password? i’ve been trying to figure this out getawayfatso
i look good so hate me hater
getcolour: twitter update from aleinii
getcolour: "pooping and crying" via moible web
when did this noose get around my neck
aleinii: do you like the medical field
aleinii: or law
aleinii: what do u like
teach me how to dougie
aidsterrorist: do you think jk rowling goes home at night and just laughs
ladies get ready for some sex with some boys
how did this gun get in my hand
hrrrld: hrrrld: HEY SQUIDWARD
Anonymous asked: Does Jimmy like you back? :3
Anonymous asked: do you like Jimmy?!
wanna be a balla shot calla 20 inch blades on the...